You stand before the gates of Trollvalhalla where trolls gather to meet,
greet, discuss the issues of the day, trade trolling tactics, and
engage in all-out war!

Entering herein is not for the faint of heart, nor for the limp of
wrist, and neither for the weak of mind. Such fools who dare enter are
quickly shredded into wall trophies. Those who are easy to offend are
the fastest casualties.

Trolls have thick skin to absorb attacks. Trolls have a high
regeneration to overcome the wounds they take when they make mistakes
in battle. Trolls have sharp claws to deal vicious attacks, and trolls
have keen vision to cut through the common BS and see the truth.

Many trolls crusade for the truth and scorn those who oppose it.

Do you have what it takes to be a troll?  

If so, feel free to register, and let loose in an environment that holds Freedom of Speech and the 1st Amendment to the United States Constitution in the highest regard.  Please be aware, however, that while you can say practically anything you want, there are 4 things you can't do:

1.  Do not post Illegal Porn.  Bestiality or Child Porn will not be tolerated. Don't even think about it.

2.  Do not Spam the board. As trolls we spam other boards to get banned - we fully expect it. Spam here and you get banned as well.

3.  Do not infringe on someone else's Copyright.

4.  Do not post personal information (names or addresses) on another poster. We do not care if you found the info somewhere else. Don't post it here. If you are stupid enough to post your own info here, TrollValhalla will not be responsible for the consequences and you will get what you deserve.

Other than that, there are no rules.

Oh, and one other thing:

If you're offended, you're on the wrong fucking site.